Share 'rain! rain! rain! what happened to the winter?'

well im a bit peeved at the moment! rain everywhere! the rivers are running like trains and it seems were not going to get a decent winter! and they recon its nothing to do with global warming! i carnt remember the frosts being around long enough to harden the ground for at least the last 2 years, its my birthday at the end of the month and i would like 4 weeks at -3 and no flippin rain "come o...